This week has been a long week. For starters, I’m tired of this whole eating 18 times a day thing. While it’s good to get some food, I get bored quickly and just want to get back to sleep. Since I was already so fat, I’m trying to watch my figure. I have not put on a single ounce all week so I am doing a good job!
On that note, I guess not gaining weight is a big deal for me. So Mommy and Daddy have been taking me to various doctors. This week I saw the Ear, Nose, and Throat doctor, the Physical Therapist, a Chiropractor, and my Pediatrician.
The ENT guy is going to send me to Dell Children’s Hospital to have a tube with a camera put down my throat on Monday. He says he can fix my breathing problems and help me eat better. He also thinks I look defective! How can he say that? Anyway, they are going to do some DNA tests on me just to make sure everything looks fine. I think it is just to prove I’m really from Mommy and Daddy and that I wasn’t switched in the hospital.
The Physical Therapist moved me all around and keeps trying to make me turn my head to the left. I just don’t want to. I was so mad I yelled the whole time at her.
The Chiropractor grabbed me by my ankles and hung me upside down. What is he thinking? So of course I also yelled at him the whole time too.
I’m off to the hospital on Monday and have to be there at 5:45 AM. That is way too early! And, they aren’t going to let me go home until Tuesday. Mommy and Daddy promised that they would stay in the room with me so I won’t get too lonely.
I hope you all had a wonderful St. Patrick’s Day. Mommy didn’t let me drink any green milk. I was a bit disappointed. But, she did put some yummy powder in the bottle with her boobie milk. I think she is trying to fatten me up even though I told her I don’t want to be fat.
Pray for me on Monday!