So, when I was born, I was way up in the 97th percentile for weight at 9 lbs 3 oz.  My mommy was so proud of my high marks.  Today, I went to the doc and she said I only weighed 8 lbs 4 oz and I am only in the 50th percentile for weight now.  They are starving me!  Help!  My Mommy is not going to be happy with me since I dropped in percentile so much.  They also measured my height today and said I was only 18.5 inches long.  Huh?  Last week the hospital said I was 19.5 inches long.  Did I shrink?  They claim I am only in the 5th percentile for length!  How can that be?  I also failed my first hearing test.  My Mommy is not happy with my low percentiles and failed test.  🙁  I better shape up soon!