So, when I was born, I was way up in the 97th percentile for weight at 9 lbs 3 oz. My mommy was so proud of my high marks. Today, I went to the doc and she said I only weighed 8 lbs 4 oz and I am only in the 50th percentile for weight now. They are starving me! Help! My Mommy is not going to be happy with me since I dropped in percentile so much. They also measured my height today and said I was only 18.5 inches long. Huh? Last week the hospital said I was 19.5 inches long. Did I shrink? They claim I am only in the 5th percentile for length! How can that be? I also failed my first hearing test. My Mommy is not happy with my low percentiles and failed test. 🙁 I better shape up soon!